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Tom Papa: Home Free

"So long, everyone.I'm going to kindergarten." And you walked into school all excited,and...

"So long, everyone.
I'm going to kindergarten." And you walked into school all excited,
and the other kids came running up, "You smell like ham."

Full Transcript

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"So long, everyone. I'm going to kindergarten."
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And you walked into school all excited, and the other kids came running up,
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"You smell like ham."
Duration
10 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:39
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom, an aging man whose kids have left home, embarks on reliving his youth with his wife. They engage in wild antics, reminiscing about past adventures while embracing the freedom of their empty nest, surrounded by their animal co...
"Why would you say that? I'm here to color and make friends." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:12
"Why would you say that? I'm here to color and mak...
"They're gonna give it to Donna. Everyone loves Donna." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:11
"They're gonna give it to Donna. Everyone loves Do...
Other animals don't have this problem. Your dog doesn't have low self-esteem. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
Other animals don't have this problem. Your dog doesn&#...
Your dog doesn't call himself a piece of garbage, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
Your dog doesn't call himself a piece of garbage,
He doesn't sit on the couch afterwards and beat himself up. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
He doesn't sit on the couch afterwards and beat himself...
"What is wrong with me?" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:58
"What is wrong with me?"
"I think there's an avocado pit stuck in my ass." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:10
"I think there's an avocado pit stuck in my ass.&q...
Really. Cut yourself some slack. You know? Don't be so hard on yourself. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
Really. Cut yourself some slack. You know? Don't be so ...
What's the objective here, friends? What is it? To look amazing? - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
What's the objective here, friends? What is it? To look...
No, it's to stay alive. That's it. Just stay alive. That's all you gotta do. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
No, it's to stay alive. That's it. Just stay alive...
It's a lot of momentum at this point, isn't it? - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
It's a lot of momentum at this point, isn't it?
And every time there is a close call, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
And every time there is a close call,
"Dude, that bus was this close!" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:13
"Dude, that bus was this close!"
Know what Pachinko is? It's like pinball, but with these little ball bearings. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
Know what Pachinko is? It's like pinball, but with thes...
And when I was a kid, I realized the ball bearing fit perfectly in my nose. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
And when I was a kid, I realized the ball bearing fit perfec...
I thought, "This will be hilarious. I'll put one in this nostril." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:13
I thought, "This will be hilarious. I'll put one i...
I got it all set up, and then I realized how funny it was gonna be, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
I got it all set up, and then I realized how funny it was go...
It was a weird trip to the emergency room. "Get it out!" It was so embarrassing. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
It was a weird trip to the emergency room. "Get it out!...
"He thinks he's funny. Tell him what you did." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
"He thinks he's funny. Tell him what you did."...
"Just get it out." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:08
"Just get it out."