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Tom Papa: Home Free

That somehow, all this stardustin this vast, crazy universe somehow came togetherand...

That somehow, all this stardust
in this vast, crazy universe somehow came together
and cobbled together you!

Full Transcript

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That somehow, all this stardust in this vast, crazy universe
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somehow came together and cobbled together you!
Duration
9 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:33
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom, an aging man whose kids have left home, embarks on reliving his youth with his wife. They engage in wild antics, reminiscing about past adventures while embracing the freedom of their empty nest, surrounded by their animal co...
When you stop at 7-Eleven around midnight on your way home. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
When you stop at 7-Eleven around midnight on your way home.
They're miracles too. They're just making weird choices, that's all. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
They're miracles too. They're just making weird ch...
No, you're all beautiful. I'm attracted to all of you right now. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
No, you're all beautiful. I'm attracted to all of ...
Strange Jack and the Beanstalk hairs coming out of your ass. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
Strange Jack and the Beanstalk hairs coming out of your ass.
"Is that a barnacle? What am I?" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:10
"Is that a barnacle? What am I?"
I catch myself in the mirror. "Oh!" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:09
I catch myself in the mirror. "Oh!"
Like a pig in a blanket, with one soft serve towel on top. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
Like a pig in a blanket, with one soft serve towel on top.
They were here. I saw a picture of me in high school. They were here. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
They were here. I saw a picture of me in high school. They w...
Really, they were here. They're now down... I'm touching them right now. They're here. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
Really, they were here. They're now down... I'm to...
Just flipped over the desk, gave me the finger, and made a run for it. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
Just flipped over the desk, gave me the finger, and made a r...
I never catch 'em, but they're moving. They're like two ex-cons in a wheat field. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
I never catch 'em, but they're moving. They'r...
It's hard to feel good about yourself, especially with social media. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
It's hard to feel good about yourself, especially with ...
Every time you open up your phone, there's some people that look great. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
Every time you open up your phone, there's some people ...
They're always calling you a loser, because you don't live like them, right? - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
They're always calling you a loser, because you don...
I'm gonna do a video about the benefits of a long hot shower. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
I'm gonna do a video about the benefits of a long hot s...
That's a winner, where you just keep making it hotter and hotter and hotter, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:15
That's a winner, where you just keep making it hotter a...
"You want abs like these?" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:08
"You want abs like these?"
I'm not impressed by those guys. I feel bad for those guys. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
I'm not impressed by those guys. I feel bad for those g...
You can't live with another person and have abs like that, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:08
You can't live with another person and have abs like th...
When they're trying to watch their shows. No one's gonna stand for that. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
When they're trying to watch their shows. No one's...