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They don't remember the first five years you did that stuff for them
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Tom Papa: Home Free

They don't remember the first five yearsyou did that stuff for them

They don't remember the first five years
you did that stuff for them

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They don't remember the first five years you did that stuff for them.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:03
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Tom, an aging man whose kids have left home, embarks on reliving his youth with his wife. They engage in wild antics, reminiscing about past adventures while embracing the freedom of their empty nest, surrounded by their animal co...
I told my daughter before she left, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:29
I told my daughter before she left,
"Just give me a backpack with a Van Halen CD and some weed." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:10
"Just give me a backpack with a Van Halen CD and some w...
I didn't know I'd be at this point in my life, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
I didn't know I'd be at this point in my life,
I was eating pizza by myself all the time. "This is getting depressing." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:09
I was eating pizza by myself all the time. "This is get...
I was like, "You want to eat pizza with me?" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:24
I was like, "You want to eat pizza with me?"
Get married, not get married. You know? But for me, it was worth it. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
Get married, not get married. You know? But for me, it was w...
For me, this whole thing was worth it, because now I know, at the end, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:09
For me, this whole thing was worth it, because now I know, a...
At the end, there'll be someone there - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
At the end, there'll be someone there
...and say they found me swimming in the fountain at the mall again. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
...and say they found me swimming in the fountain at the mal...
"Come on down. No, he's having a good time. No rush." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:18
"Come on down. No, he's having a good time. No rus...
If you're young here tonight, and you see an old person, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
If you're young here tonight, and you see an old person...
You look at an old person, that's not you in the future. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
You look at an old person, that's not you in the future...
That's like looking at a sequoia tree or a unicorn. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
That's like looking at a sequoia tree or a unicorn.
If you're older and look at a young person and think, "I still look like that," - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
If you're older and look at a young person and think, &...
I don't know what people use it for, but I knew it was a deal, so I bought it. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
I don't know what people use it for, but I knew it was ...
And now I'm gonna give one away to the mailman for no reason. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
And now I'm gonna give one away to the mailman for no r...
We all think we're young, and strong, and healthy, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
We all think we're young, and strong, and healthy,
But before you know it, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:09
But before you know it,
And you're gonna break into old people exercises, out of nowhere. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
And you're gonna break into old people exercises, out o...
We're gonna be those old people who start coughing, out of nowhere. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
We're gonna be those old people who start coughing, out...