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They're like two retired raccoons just going through my kitchen
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Tom Papa: Home Free

They're like two retired raccoonsjust going through my kitchen

They're like two retired raccoons
just going through my kitchen

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They're like two retired raccoons just going through my kitchen.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:33
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Tom, an aging man whose kids have left home, embarks on reliving his youth with his wife. They engage in wild antics, reminiscing about past adventures while embracing the freedom of their empty nest, surrounded by their animal co...
My mother was dumpster diving under the kitchen sink, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
My mother was dumpster diving under the kitchen sink,
"There's still meat on this chicken bone." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:11
"There's still meat on this chicken bone."
He dropped it by mistake, stepped on it, peeled it off the bottom of his shoe, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:09
He dropped it by mistake, stepped on it, peeled it off the b...
I was like, "What are you doing?" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:08
I was like, "What are you doing?"
I'm like, "No shoe cookies! No shoe cookies!" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:14
I'm like, "No shoe cookies! No shoe cookies!"
If you drop a cookie in the toilet, you don't get to eat it if you're quick. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
If you drop a cookie in the toilet, you don't get to ea...
If you're lucky enough to still have your parents around, it's a blessing. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
If you're lucky enough to still have your parents aroun...
Then when you do pick up, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
Then when you do pick up,
You say something mean before you hang up. I know you feel guilty a lot of the times. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
You say something mean before you hang up. I know you feel g...
But don't, don't, because I got news for you. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
But don't, don't, because I got news for you.
I guarantee you my father was in the guest room at night, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:21
I guarantee you my father was in the guest room at night,
Now that my kids are leaving, I'm gonna be them. I'm gonna be them. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
Now that my kids are leaving, I'm gonna be them. I'...
I'm gonna want my kids to like me, and all that kind of stuff. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
I'm gonna want my kids to like me, and all that kind of...
I love family. It's a great thing. I come from a big family. I love family. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
I love family. It's a great thing. I come from a big fa...
They get these giant dogs. They're all filled with fur and love. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
They get these giant dogs. They're all filled with fur ...
And they take over the whole house. And everyone falls in love with them. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
And they take over the whole house. And everyone falls in lo...
I need something small and shitty that's just gonna twitch and pee on itself - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
I need something small and shitty that's just gonna twi...
It's the same with the kids. They take up the whole house. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
It's the same with the kids. They take up the whole hou...
They don't remember the first five years you did that stuff for them. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
They don't remember the first five years you did that s...
I told my daughter before she left, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:29
I told my daughter before she left,