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Tom Papa: Home Free

Whatever has been chasing memy whole life is like, "Gotcha!" I couldn't admit thatwhen...

Whatever has been chasing me
my whole life is like, "Gotcha!" I couldn't admit that
when they were little

Full Transcript

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Whatever has been chasing me my whole life is like, "Gotcha!"
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I couldn't admit that when they were little.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:05
Uploaded
Apr 07, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom, an aging man whose kids have left home, embarks on reliving his youth with his wife. They engage in wild antics, reminiscing about past adventures while embracing the freedom of their empty nest, surrounded by their animal co...
I'd tuck in these two little girls, these two beautiful angels. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
I'd tuck in these two little girls, these two beautiful...
"Good night, girls. I'll see you in the morning." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:22
"Good night, girls. I'll see you in the morning.&q...
'Cause it's scary in the dark, and I knew it was scary, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
'Cause it's scary in the dark, and I knew it was s...
I know it's a little sketchy, 'cause you gotta give your DNA away to a corporation. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
I know it's a little sketchy, 'cause you gotta giv...
No, they're definitely gonna clone us in the future. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
No, they're definitely gonna clone us in the future.
"Ah!" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
"Ah!"
"Ah!" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
"Ah!"
But in the short-term, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:12
But in the short-term,
DNA is like the drunk uncle who comes to Christmas for the first time. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
DNA is like the drunk uncle who comes to Christmas for the f...
He's like, "Wait a minute. You think that's your real dad?" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
He's like, "Wait a minute. You think that's y...
"Have I got a story for you!" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:12
"Have I got a story for you!"
When it came back, we were mostly Italian, a little German, and a little French. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:06
When it came back, we were mostly Italian, a little German, ...
I called my mother. I said, "What's with the French?" - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:09
I called my mother. I said, "What's with the Frenc...
"Yep, she was a whore, all right. Slept her way through Europe." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:14
"Yep, she was a whore, all right. Slept her way through...
DNA and social media. You know, I tour all over the country. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
DNA and social media. You know, I tour all over the country.
"I think we're related." - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:20
"I think we're related."
Families had secrets, for generations. Long, deep secrets. Families kept secrets. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:07
Families had secrets, for generations. Long, deep secrets. F...
Anything that embarrassed them in front of the neighbors, - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:10
Anything that embarrassed them in front of the neighbors,
Just stick it in the attic. Unwanted baby? Put it in the attic. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
Just stick it in the attic. Unwanted baby? Put it in the att...
Undiagnosed ADHD? Get her in the attic. - Tom Papa: Home Free 00:05
Undiagnosed ADHD? Get her in the attic.