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Tom Papa: Human Mule

All right." And then three hours later, I'm just wanderingaround my house drunk, with a...

All right." And then three hours later, I'm just wandering
around my house drunk, with a phone in my hand

Full Transcript

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All right."
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And then three hours later,
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I'm just wandering around my house drunk,
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with a phone in my hand.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:01
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
"I wonder if Panda Express makes nachos." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
"I wonder if Panda Express makes nachos."
At this point in your life, don't you realize - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
At this point in your life, don't you realize
Don't you realize... [laughter] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Don't you realize... [laughter]
Sometimes I wake up in the morning, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
Sometimes I wake up in the morning,
I don't know if I REM'd out at the end. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
I don't know if I REM'd out at the end.
My whole childhood - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
My whole childhood
[laughter] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
[laughter]
Can I go to Keith's house?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
Can I go to Keith's house?"
That's yes. Let's go." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
That's yes. Let's go."
[muttering] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
[muttering]
And second of all, the list of people with all the money - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And second of all, the list of people with all the money
But, uh, I do not live alone. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
But, uh, I do not live alone.
[chuckles] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
[chuckles]
"More, more, more." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
"More, more, more."
I live in a horrible school district in L.A. now, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
I live in a horrible school district in L.A. now,
And they have no skills or coordination, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
And they have no skills or coordination,
My only rule for paying for school is, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
My only rule for paying for school is,
Why would I pay all of that money - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Why would I pay all of that money
The dad's pushing a baby grand piano - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
The dad's pushing a baby grand piano
[imitating horn playing music] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
[imitating horn playing music]