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Tom Papa: Human Mule

"Are you telling methat white people had to let the black peopleplay baseball?" I was...

"Are you telling me
that white people had to let the black people
play baseball?" I was like, "Yeah, that's how
it happened for a while." She's like, "No, no, no way

Full Transcript

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"Are you telling me that white people
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had to let the black people play baseball?"
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I was like, "Yeah, that's how it happened for a while."
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She's like, "No, no, no way.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:01
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
"Isn't it the black people - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:16
"Isn't it the black people
We shouldn't do that." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
We shouldn't do that."
"They also let us make music, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
"They also let us make music,
The only reason I want a son is because that's the only thing - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
The only reason I want a son is because that's the only...
The only time someone loses it and does something awful, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
The only time someone loses it and does something awful,
I was, before I built this vagina tribe - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
I was, before I built this vagina tribe
I watch the play-offs, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
I watch the play-offs,
Thank God you're not that happy, or I wouldn't have a job. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Thank God you're not that happy, or I wouldn't hav...
Life is wonderful." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
Life is wonderful."
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
[cheers and applause]
19, everything is working full bore. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
19, everything is working full bore.
There weren't hot, middle-aged women - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
There weren't hot, middle-aged women
They're out there now in force. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
They're out there now in force.
Go to any ladies' night in any Holiday Inn - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Go to any ladies' night in any Holiday Inn
Push all the 50-year-old douche bags - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
Push all the 50-year-old douche bags
"I'm 19." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
"I'm 19."
They just terrorize one guy at a time. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
They just terrorize one guy at a time.
It's not nice, but it's better for the community as a whole. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
It's not nice, but it's better for the community a...
You have to vote for the right people - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
You have to vote for the right people
Yeah. Well, we had three, so two to go. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Yeah. Well, we had three, so two to go.