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Tom Papa: Human Mule

No one has ever gotten laidin the history of mankind at the breakfast buffet

[cheers and applause] No one has ever gotten laid
in the history of mankind at the breakfast buffet

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No one has ever gotten laid in the history of mankind
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at the breakfast buffet.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:24
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
"I'll be back for waffles." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
"I'll be back for waffles."
And the guy that wakes up in his place - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And the guy that wakes up in his place
That guys is not--he's an alcoholic, is what he is. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
That guys is not--he's an alcoholic, is what he is.
Takes that same blender and fills it up - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Takes that same blender and fills it up
"Who's the loser now?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"Who's the loser now?"
You deserve it. You deserve it." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
You deserve it. You deserve it."
I'm not sure what the hell I did." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
I'm not sure what the hell I did."
You think Sinatra ever stopped at one?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
You think Sinatra ever stopped at one?"
All right." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
All right."
"I wonder if Panda Express makes nachos." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
"I wonder if Panda Express makes nachos."
At this point in your life, don't you realize - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
At this point in your life, don't you realize
Don't you realize... [laughter] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Don't you realize... [laughter]
Sometimes I wake up in the morning, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
Sometimes I wake up in the morning,
I don't know if I REM'd out at the end. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
I don't know if I REM'd out at the end.
My whole childhood - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
My whole childhood
[laughter] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
[laughter]
Can I go to Keith's house?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
Can I go to Keith's house?"
That's yes. Let's go." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
That's yes. Let's go."
[muttering] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
[muttering]
And second of all, the list of people with all the money - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And second of all, the list of people with all the money