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Tom Papa: Human Mule

I'm married,and I have two children, and they aregreedy, capitalist pigs

[chuckles] I'm married,
and I have two children, and they are
greedy, capitalist pigs

Full Transcript

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[chuckles]
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I'm married, and I have two children,
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and they are greedy, capitalist pigs.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:37
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
"More, more, more." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
"More, more, more."
I live in a horrible school district in L.A. now, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
I live in a horrible school district in L.A. now,
And they have no skills or coordination, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
And they have no skills or coordination,
My only rule for paying for school is, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
My only rule for paying for school is,
Why would I pay all of that money - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Why would I pay all of that money
The dad's pushing a baby grand piano - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
The dad's pushing a baby grand piano
[imitating horn playing music] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
[imitating horn playing music]
Enjoy your life." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Enjoy your life."
That's an Asian-free zone. Let's try it. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
That's an Asian-free zone. Let's try it.
We scooped her out, resuscitated her, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
We scooped her out, resuscitated her,
She was like, "I thought we're not allowed - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
She was like, "I thought we're not allowed
"I'm not gonna ruin my Saturdays - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"I'm not gonna ruin my Saturdays
"Yeah, you lay there - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:15
"Yeah, you lay there
[laughter] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
[laughter]
They don't come out to the ass end of Cleveland, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
They don't come out to the ass end of Cleveland,
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
[cheers and applause]
Summer happens, and I deal with it. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Summer happens, and I deal with it.
Just stay in the shade and walk slow. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
Just stay in the shade and walk slow.
No, they buy all white, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
No, they buy all white,
It looked like I was smuggling turkey gravy - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
It looked like I was smuggling turkey gravy