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Tom Papa: Human Mule

Everything--every dollar, every coin, every credit card,gym memberships, pictures of your...

Everything--
every dollar, every coin, every credit card,
gym memberships, pictures of your family,
unused condoms

Full Transcript

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Everything-- every dollar, every coin,
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every credit card, gym memberships,
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pictures of your family, unused condoms.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
12
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:20
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
That mouse rapes you at the turnstile, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
That mouse rapes you at the turnstile,
"It's gonna be a great... day, guys. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"It's gonna be a great... day, guys.
It's really gonna be a lot of fun." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
It's really gonna be a lot of fun."
Old cardboard cutouts, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Old cardboard cutouts,
I'm Tinker Bell." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
I'm Tinker Bell."
I get to the end of that line, there could be naked supermodels - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
I get to the end of that line, there could be naked supermod...
If you go ahead and go--and if you make your own people, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
If you go ahead and go--and if you make your own people,
You want to go once, so you got to blow it out, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
You want to go once, so you got to blow it out,
It's your day." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
It's your day."
And they're going to buy a lot of blinking stuff - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And they're going to buy a lot of blinking stuff
And now they're laying in the gutter of Main Street - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
And now they're laying in the gutter of Main Street
"Get over here, duck, and shake your ass. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"Get over here, duck, and shake your ass.
I got nothing left." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
I got nothing left."
I bet you don't even burn in Disney." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
I bet you don't even burn in Disney."
Give 'em the map. "Anywhere you want to go." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
Give 'em the map. "Anywhere you want to go."
My kids see that mouse now, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
My kids see that mouse now,
[applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
[applause]
And--yeah, I actually like people more - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And--yeah, I actually like people more
When I was younger, I didn't like people so much, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
When I was younger, I didn't like people so much,
And that's another thing I don't understand - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And that's another thing I don't understand