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Tom Papa: Human Mule

Get out of here." Then you have an animal just sitting on your counter,looking at you

Get out of here." Then you have an animal just sitting on your counter,
looking at you

Full Transcript

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Get out of here."
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Then you have an animal
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just sitting on your counter, looking at you.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:38
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
My cat, looking at me, dropped its ass, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
My cat, looking at me, dropped its ass,
Stared me down. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Stared me down.
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
[cheers and applause]
16 years in the family, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
16 years in the family,
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
[cheers and applause]
It's not fair to this woman to expect her to act like - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
It's not fair to this woman to expect her to act like
This poor woman has watched me walk - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:15
This poor woman has watched me walk
How could I expect her to be like, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
How could I expect her to be like,
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
[cheers and applause]
You ever hang out with a married couple, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
You ever hang out with a married couple,
Think of her as your assistant." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
Think of her as your assistant."