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Tom Papa: Human Mule

God won't let us." Yeah, it's a hard thing,not to cancel, and you didn't cancel,and you...

God won't let us." [laughter] Yeah, it's a hard thing,
not to cancel, and you didn't cancel,
and you made it, and it means a lot,
and I thank you

Full Transcript

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God won't let us."
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[laughter]
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Yeah, it's a hard thing, not to cancel,
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and you didn't cancel, and you made it,
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and it means a lot, and I thank you.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:46
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
[cheers and applause]
Yeah? 'Cause you watch too much news. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Yeah? 'Cause you watch too much news.
Uh, no grown-ups left, that's kind of scary. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
Uh, no grown-ups left, that's kind of scary.
Adult coloring books. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Adult coloring books.
I saw a man--a man-- - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:13
I saw a man--a man--
A man laying on his stomach - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:13
A man laying on his stomach
Why even wear pants? Why? - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Why even wear pants? Why?
You're not a man. You're a baby man. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
You're not a man. You're a baby man.
It's a 'Game of Thrones' coloring book." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
It's a 'Game of Thrones' coloring book."
I thought it was something childish, like "The Hobbit." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:12
I thought it was something childish, like "The Hobbit.&...
You never really know if it's working or not. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
You never really know if it's working or not.
Then a girl shows up with a Pekinese - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Then a girl shows up with a Pekinese
And how little do you have to think of yourself - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And how little do you have to think of yourself
"I have to have this puppy with me on this flight, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:17
"I have to have this puppy with me on this flight,
She turned to me, and she had a Chihuahua - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
She turned to me, and she had a Chihuahua
I swear to--head, penis, legs, and dog arms. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
I swear to--head, penis, legs, and dog arms.
The look of humiliation in this animal's face... - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
The look of humiliation in this animal's face...
I can't reach." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
I can't reach."
We--my wife is one of those people - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
We--my wife is one of those people
"Where is it? Where?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"Where is it? Where?"