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I bet you don't even burn in Disney.
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Tom Papa: Human Mule

I bet you don't even burnin Disney." They do burn,especially when they're little

I bet you don't even burn
in Disney." They do burn,
especially when they're little

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I bet you don't even burn in Disney."
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They do burn, especially when they're little.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:37
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
Give 'em the map. "Anywhere you want to go." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
Give 'em the map. "Anywhere you want to go."
My kids see that mouse now, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
My kids see that mouse now,
[applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
[applause]
And--yeah, I actually like people more - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And--yeah, I actually like people more
When I was younger, I didn't like people so much, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
When I was younger, I didn't like people so much,
And that's another thing I don't understand - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And that's another thing I don't understand
I mean, sometimes I get around people in a crowd, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
I mean, sometimes I get around people in a crowd,
[laughter and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
[laughter and applause]
But for the most part, people are cool, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
But for the most part, people are cool,
And the only bad part: it only takes one person - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:13
And the only bad part: it only takes one person
So when we get around each other, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
So when we get around each other,
Right now, there's someone in here - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Right now, there's someone in here
They just walk around peeing on things, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
They just walk around peeing on things,
What the hell? What is-- - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
What the hell? What is--
And they're good at it, which means they practice. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And they're good at it, which means they practice.
Awful people, disgusting people, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
Awful people, disgusting people,
They're the same people that bring - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
They're the same people that bring
They apparently think they're flying alone, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
They apparently think they're flying alone,
You know who these people are, by the way, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
You know who these people are, by the way,
If you're a grown-up and you take your pillow - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
If you're a grown-up and you take your pillow