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Tom Papa: Human Mule

"I have to have this puppywith me on this flight, or I'm gonna lose my marbles." "Oh, by...

"I have to have this puppy
with me on this flight, or I'm gonna lose my marbles." "Oh, by all means.
Welcome aboard." What could possibly go wrong
with your crazy ass

Full Transcript

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"I have to have this puppy with me on this flight,
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or I'm gonna lose my marbles."
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"Oh, by all means. Welcome aboard."
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What could possibly go wrong with your crazy ass...
Duration
17 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:13
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
She turned to me, and she had a Chihuahua - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
She turned to me, and she had a Chihuahua
I swear to--head, penis, legs, and dog arms. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
I swear to--head, penis, legs, and dog arms.
The look of humiliation in this animal's face... - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
The look of humiliation in this animal's face...
I can't reach." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
I can't reach."
We--my wife is one of those people - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
We--my wife is one of those people
"Where is it? Where?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"Where is it? Where?"
Has anyone gone?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
Has anyone gone?"
"I miss Grandpa." "Me too." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:18
"I miss Grandpa." "Me too."
That's who you should be scared of, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
That's who you should be scared of,
Keep it in perspective. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Keep it in perspective.
No, they're bad for me, I shouldn't eat them, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
No, they're bad for me, I shouldn't eat them,
And I ate them again. I ate them again. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And I ate them again. I ate them again.
[crowd groans] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
[crowd groans]
Your fancy Cleveland farm-to-table nacho attitude. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
Your fancy Cleveland farm-to-table nacho attitude.
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
[cheers and applause]
I didn't wake up and say, "I'm eating nachos today." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
I didn't wake up and say, "I'm eating nachos ...
No nachos. We're not doing it." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
No nachos. We're not doing it."
Oh, Morning Tom, he puts on workout clothes, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
Oh, Morning Tom, he puts on workout clothes,
That's why you never hit on anyone in the morning. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
That's why you never hit on anyone in the morning.
You got to wait till late at night, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
You got to wait till late at night,