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Tom Papa: Human Mule

I have to pay for everything,'cause they have no money or skills of any kind

I have to pay for everything,
'cause they have no money or skills of any kind

Full Transcript

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I have to pay for everything, 'cause they have no money
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or skills of any kind.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:34
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
But for years, I would have to carry - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
But for years, I would have to carry
They would literally load everything on my back - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:17
They would literally load everything on my back
And sometimes you see a donkey with flies in his eyes - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
And sometimes you see a donkey with flies in his eyes
He hopes the fly eats through his eye - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
He hopes the fly eats through his eye
The only thing there was a Curious George - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
The only thing there was a Curious George
Oh, I married a talker. I married a talker. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Oh, I married a talker. I married a talker.
Still coming up with new stuff to say - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Still coming up with new stuff to say
She starts from the minute she gets up - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
She starts from the minute she gets up
Can you believe that?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
Can you believe that?"
My wife just sees two ears, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
My wife just sees two ears,
We talk about this every day." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
We talk about this every day."
[laughs] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
[laughs]
They call it "the happiest place on Earth." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
They call it "the happiest place on Earth."
I love the idea that this man created something - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
I love the idea that this man created something
He just wanted to create a nice little place - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:12
He just wanted to create a nice little place
But what he couldn't foresee - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:14
But what he couldn't foresee
There weren't dinosaur-sized people - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
There weren't dinosaur-sized people
I had no idea John Deere made strollers. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
I had no idea John Deere made strollers.
Five pumpkin-faced kids eating cheeseburgers, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:13
Five pumpkin-faced kids eating cheeseburgers,
Then there are people there, women, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Then there are people there, women,