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Tom Papa: Human Mule

I live in a horribleschool district in L.A. now, and it was either pay for schoolor guns...

I live in a horrible
school district in L.A. now, and it was either pay for school
or guns and ammo

Full Transcript

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I live in a horrible school district in L.A. now,
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and it was either pay for school or guns and ammo.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:02
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
And they have no skills or coordination, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
And they have no skills or coordination,
My only rule for paying for school is, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
My only rule for paying for school is,
Why would I pay all of that money - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Why would I pay all of that money
The dad's pushing a baby grand piano - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
The dad's pushing a baby grand piano
[imitating horn playing music] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
[imitating horn playing music]
Enjoy your life." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Enjoy your life."
That's an Asian-free zone. Let's try it. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
That's an Asian-free zone. Let's try it.
We scooped her out, resuscitated her, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
We scooped her out, resuscitated her,
She was like, "I thought we're not allowed - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
She was like, "I thought we're not allowed
"I'm not gonna ruin my Saturdays - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"I'm not gonna ruin my Saturdays
"Yeah, you lay there - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:15
"Yeah, you lay there
[laughter] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
[laughter]
They don't come out to the ass end of Cleveland, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
They don't come out to the ass end of Cleveland,
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
[cheers and applause]
Summer happens, and I deal with it. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Summer happens, and I deal with it.
Just stay in the shade and walk slow. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
Just stay in the shade and walk slow.
No, they buy all white, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
No, they buy all white,
It looked like I was smuggling turkey gravy - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
It looked like I was smuggling turkey gravy
We don't have a dining room table - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:13
We don't have a dining room table
We push Grandma in the kiddie pool, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
We push Grandma in the kiddie pool,