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Tom Papa: Human Mule

"I miss Grandpa.""Me too." "We shouldn't have taken himto the Applebee's and let him go by...

"I miss Grandpa."
"Me too." "We shouldn't have taken him
to the Applebee's and let him go by himself." [laughs] Look, you get scared,
but keep your eye on the ball

Full Transcript

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"I miss Grandpa." "Me too."
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"We shouldn't have taken him to the Applebee's
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and let him go by himself."
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[laughs]
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Look, you get scared, but keep your eye on the ball.
Duration
18 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:41
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
That's who you should be scared of, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
That's who you should be scared of,
Keep it in perspective. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Keep it in perspective.
No, they're bad for me, I shouldn't eat them, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
No, they're bad for me, I shouldn't eat them,
And I ate them again. I ate them again. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And I ate them again. I ate them again.
[crowd groans] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
[crowd groans]
Your fancy Cleveland farm-to-table nacho attitude. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
Your fancy Cleveland farm-to-table nacho attitude.
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
[cheers and applause]
I didn't wake up and say, "I'm eating nachos today." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
I didn't wake up and say, "I'm eating nachos ...
No nachos. We're not doing it." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
No nachos. We're not doing it."
Oh, Morning Tom, he puts on workout clothes, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
Oh, Morning Tom, he puts on workout clothes,
That's why you never hit on anyone in the morning. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
That's why you never hit on anyone in the morning.
You got to wait till late at night, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
You got to wait till late at night,
They got to lay down somewhere; might as well be with you. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
They got to lay down somewhere; might as well be with you.
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
[cheers and applause]
"I'll be back for waffles." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
"I'll be back for waffles."
And the guy that wakes up in his place - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And the guy that wakes up in his place
That guys is not--he's an alcoholic, is what he is. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
That guys is not--he's an alcoholic, is what he is.
Takes that same blender and fills it up - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Takes that same blender and fills it up
"Who's the loser now?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"Who's the loser now?"
You deserve it. You deserve it." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
You deserve it. You deserve it."