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Tom Papa: Human Mule

"I should be homewith my pants off, solving this problem right now." When you don't join...

"I should be home
with my pants off, solving this problem right now." When you don't join up,
they act like a psychotic girlfriend
on your way out

Full Transcript

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"I should be home with my pants off,
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solving this problem right now."
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When you don't join up, they act like
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a psychotic girlfriend on your way out.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:42
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
"We're not gonna use it; we just want to have it. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"We're not gonna use it; we just want to have it.
"We just want to smell it when you're not here, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
"We just want to smell it when you're not here,
"This is our relationship: - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
"This is our relationship:
Forget my name." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
Forget my name."
You guys ever eaten in an Outback Steakhouse before?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
You guys ever eaten in an Outback Steakhouse before?"
What's gonna happen?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
What's gonna happen?"
"You order your appetizer, bring out a cannon, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
"You order your appetizer, bring out a cannon,
"Do you have your KFC MasterCard?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:38
"Do you have your KFC MasterCard?"
I just want to sit in the parking lot by myself, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
I just want to sit in the parking lot by myself,
"But if you don't use the cards, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"But if you don't use the cards,
Don't you want status?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Don't you want status?"
We're all exactly the same: - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:14
We're all exactly the same:
"There's some special people here - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
"There's some special people here
"We're gonna start off with our diamond-crusted, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:16
"We're gonna start off with our diamond-crusted,
"I have no status at all." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
"I have no status at all."
I was traveling a lot last year, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
I was traveling a lot last year,
You realize when you travel with your family, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
You realize when you travel with your family,
[chuckles] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
[chuckles]
"Does the little one always do that? - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"Does the little one always do that?
She doesn't look like any of us." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
She doesn't look like any of us."