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Tom Papa: Human Mule

I thought it was somethingchildish, like "The Hobbit." I didn't knowit was "Game of...

I thought it was something
childish, like "The Hobbit." I didn't know
it was "Game of Thrones." That must be hard,
with all the snow in that show

Full Transcript

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I thought it was something childish, like "The Hobbit."
00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:08.000
I didn't know it was "Game of Thrones."
00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:11.000
That must be hard, with all the snow in that show.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:35
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
You never really know if it's working or not. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
You never really know if it's working or not.
Then a girl shows up with a Pekinese - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Then a girl shows up with a Pekinese
And how little do you have to think of yourself - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And how little do you have to think of yourself
"I have to have this puppy with me on this flight, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:17
"I have to have this puppy with me on this flight,
She turned to me, and she had a Chihuahua - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
She turned to me, and she had a Chihuahua
I swear to--head, penis, legs, and dog arms. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
I swear to--head, penis, legs, and dog arms.
The look of humiliation in this animal's face... - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
The look of humiliation in this animal's face...
I can't reach." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
I can't reach."
We--my wife is one of those people - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
We--my wife is one of those people
"Where is it? Where?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"Where is it? Where?"
Has anyone gone?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
Has anyone gone?"
"I miss Grandpa." "Me too." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:18
"I miss Grandpa." "Me too."
That's who you should be scared of, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
That's who you should be scared of,
Keep it in perspective. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Keep it in perspective.
No, they're bad for me, I shouldn't eat them, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
No, they're bad for me, I shouldn't eat them,
And I ate them again. I ate them again. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And I ate them again. I ate them again.
[crowd groans] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
[crowd groans]
Your fancy Cleveland farm-to-table nacho attitude. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
Your fancy Cleveland farm-to-table nacho attitude.
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
[cheers and applause]
I didn't wake up and say, "I'm eating nachos today." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
I didn't wake up and say, "I'm eating nachos ...