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Tom Papa: Human Mule

If you think you're witha great guy tonight, you're not

If you think you're with
a great guy tonight, you're not

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If you think you're with a great guy tonight,
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you're not.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:16
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
We wear diaper bags. We tell you we want equal pay. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
We wear diaper bags. We tell you we want equal pay.
Because inside all of us is a 16h-century man - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
Because inside all of us is a 16h-century man
You're in control, so don't do stupid things - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
You're in control, so don't do stupid things
We're not really watching the children, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
We're not really watching the children,
We watch them eat bottle caps and fall down stairs. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
We watch them eat bottle caps and fall down stairs.
I shouldn't be in Forever 21, waiting for my daughter - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
I shouldn't be in Forever 21, waiting for my daughter
No one there knows I have a daughter - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
No one there knows I have a daughter
They just see a sweaty, uncomfortable man - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
They just see a sweaty, uncomfortable man
All I'm thinking is, "Which one of these moms - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
All I'm thinking is, "Which one of these moms
Not which one would I have sex with, by the way, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Not which one would I have sex with, by the way,
The weird one, the one with the thing on her eye, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
The weird one, the one with the thing on her eye,
But which one first, while I've got the energy? - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
But which one first, while I've got the energy?
That's my job, try and give them lessons, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
That's my job, try and give them lessons,
I try to protect them, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
I try to protect them,
"We gave them our buckle hats and our shoes and a turkey, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:15
"We gave them our buckle hats and our shoes and a turke...
"What's this Trail of Tears I'm hearing about? - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
"What's this Trail of Tears I'm hearing about...
"We took their land and then moved them out west, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:16
"We took their land and then moved them out west,
We're lovers." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:14
We're lovers."
They don't say "black people" or "white people." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
They don't say "black people" or "white ...
The first time my daughter ever heard about race, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
The first time my daughter ever heard about race,