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Tom Papa: Human Mule

If you're a grown-upand you take your pillow out of your bedroom, you better stop at the...

If you're a grown-up
and you take your pillow out of your bedroom, you better stop at the couch, and you better have the flu

Full Transcript

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If you're a grown-up and you take your pillow
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out of your bedroom,
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you better stop at the couch,
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and you better have the flu.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:05
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
You open the door and take it out into the world with you, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
You open the door and take it out into the world with you,
You're so right." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
You're so right."
During the Great Depression, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
During the Great Depression,
The last flight I was on, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
The last flight I was on,
I don't know what part of Whole Foods has that, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
I don't know what part of Whole Foods has that,
And he waited till the doors were shut - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And he waited till the doors were shut
He released this stink bomb like it was a planned attack. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
He released this stink bomb like it was a planned attack.
You ever smell something so bad that you just get confused? - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
You ever smell something so bad that you just get confused?
You just blurt something out. "Roosevelt!" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
You just blurt something out. "Roosevelt!"
Just breathe out, out." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
Just breathe out, out."
I can taste it." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
I can taste it."
Oh!" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
Oh!"
Oh, I'm the bad guy. All right, all right." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Oh, I'm the bad guy. All right, all right."
That's terrible." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
That's terrible."
It's just--my kids are finally realizing - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
It's just--my kids are finally realizing
"He gets food. I don't know how he does it." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:13
"He gets food. I don't know how he does it."
"Maybe our leader's an idiot. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"Maybe our leader's an idiot.
"Maybe he's not kidding when he says - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
"Maybe he's not kidding when he says
They'll be like, "Dad, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
They'll be like, "Dad,
Work it out." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Work it out."