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Tom Papa: Human Mule

I'm not spending five buckson an apple 'cause you thought it wasa good idea to ship it...

I'm not spending five bucks
on an apple 'cause you thought it was
a good idea to ship it from Vermont
by bicycle

Full Transcript

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I'm not spending five bucks on an apple
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'cause you thought it was a good idea
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to ship it from Vermont by bicycle.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
11
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:28
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.