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Tom Papa: Human Mule

Just stay in the shadeand walk slow

Just stay in the shade
and walk slow

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Just stay in the shade and walk slow.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:27
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
No, they buy all white, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
No, they buy all white,
It looked like I was smuggling turkey gravy - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
It looked like I was smuggling turkey gravy
We don't have a dining room table - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:13
We don't have a dining room table
We push Grandma in the kiddie pool, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
We push Grandma in the kiddie pool,
That's what we laugh at. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
That's what we laugh at.
"Oh, Grandma, your titteth has poppethed out. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
"Oh, Grandma, your titteth has poppethed out.
To be or not to be in a home." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
To be or not to be in a home."
Puts sponges in the toaster. Who does that? - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Puts sponges in the toaster. Who does that?
When I started comedy out of college, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
When I started comedy out of college,
It was like, "Are we making hot dogs again?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
It was like, "Are we making hot dogs again?"
This is not working out. We smell weird." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
This is not working out. We smell weird."
You know what these places look like, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
You know what these places look like,
Why? Why are you putting that in the poor people newspaper? - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Why? Why are you putting that in the poor people newspaper?
Who's couponing and looking for a mansion - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Who's couponing and looking for a mansion
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:12
[cheers and applause]
A new one just appears out of nowhere, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
A new one just appears out of nowhere,
Just sits under the kitchen sink and waits. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Just sits under the kitchen sink and waits.
It's mostly car keys and pennies and garlic skin. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
It's mostly car keys and pennies and garlic skin.
No one wants to pick it up, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
No one wants to pick it up,
So if you have a lot of money and you help people, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
So if you have a lot of money and you help people,