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Tom Papa: Human Mule

No nachos.We're not doing it." But that's a different guymaking those decisions

No nachos.
We're not doing it." But that's a different guy
making those decisions

Full Transcript

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No nachos. We're not doing it."
00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:06.000
But that's a different guy making those decisions.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:30
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
Oh, Morning Tom, he puts on workout clothes, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
Oh, Morning Tom, he puts on workout clothes,
That's why you never hit on anyone in the morning. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
That's why you never hit on anyone in the morning.
You got to wait till late at night, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
You got to wait till late at night,
They got to lay down somewhere; might as well be with you. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
They got to lay down somewhere; might as well be with you.
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
[cheers and applause]
"I'll be back for waffles." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
"I'll be back for waffles."
And the guy that wakes up in his place - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And the guy that wakes up in his place
That guys is not--he's an alcoholic, is what he is. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
That guys is not--he's an alcoholic, is what he is.
Takes that same blender and fills it up - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Takes that same blender and fills it up
"Who's the loser now?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"Who's the loser now?"
You deserve it. You deserve it." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
You deserve it. You deserve it."
I'm not sure what the hell I did." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
I'm not sure what the hell I did."
You think Sinatra ever stopped at one?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
You think Sinatra ever stopped at one?"
All right." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
All right."
"I wonder if Panda Express makes nachos." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
"I wonder if Panda Express makes nachos."
At this point in your life, don't you realize - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
At this point in your life, don't you realize
Don't you realize... [laughter] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Don't you realize... [laughter]
Sometimes I wake up in the morning, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
Sometimes I wake up in the morning,
I don't know if I REM'd out at the end. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
I don't know if I REM'd out at the end.
My whole childhood - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
My whole childhood