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Tom Papa: Human Mule

No one wants to pick it up, 'cause you knowit's gonna split

No one wants to pick it up, 'cause you know
it's gonna split

Full Transcript

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No one wants to pick it up,
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'cause you know it's gonna split.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:29
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
So if you have a lot of money and you help people, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
So if you have a lot of money and you help people,
You know people in your family and friends - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
You know people in your family and friends
"Look at my wife. She's newer than yours. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"Look at my wife. She's newer than yours.
"She might be older, but she has all new parts. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"She might be older, but she has all new parts.
"I can tell from your skin, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
"I can tell from your skin,
I'm not spending five bucks on an apple - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
I'm not spending five bucks on an apple
'Cause it takes like mulch, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
'Cause it takes like mulch,
Oh, okay." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Oh, okay."
"I want everyone here to know - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"I want everyone here to know
"I wove my own bags - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
"I wove my own bags
"I'm disgusting, and I need more stuff immediately. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
"I'm disgusting, and I need more stuff immediately...
This is my only weekend out." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
This is my only weekend out."
Trying to throw it in your cart - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
Trying to throw it in your cart
The place is so massive, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
The place is so massive,
It's like a white trash marathon in that place. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
It's like a white trash marathon in that place.
"Here's a fried baloney ball. You're doing great." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:14
"Here's a fried baloney ball. You're doing gr...
You'll get there by Tuesday if you keep up the pace." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
You'll get there by Tuesday if you keep up the pace.&qu...
He was a bleeder." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
He was a bleeder."
They literally sell coffins at the door, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
They literally sell coffins at the door,
Put all my stuff in there." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
Put all my stuff in there."