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Tom Papa: Human Mule

Push all the 50-year-olddouche bags in their Tommy Bahamaout of the way

Push all the 50-year-old
douche bags in their Tommy Bahama
out of the way

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Push all the 50-year-old douche bags
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in their Tommy Bahama out of the way.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:48
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
"I'm 19." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
"I'm 19."
They just terrorize one guy at a time. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
They just terrorize one guy at a time.
It's not nice, but it's better for the community as a whole. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
It's not nice, but it's better for the community a...
You have to vote for the right people - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
You have to vote for the right people
Yeah. Well, we had three, so two to go. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Yeah. Well, we had three, so two to go.
And please, if I could just leave food for them once a week - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
And please, if I could just leave food for them once a week
All these years of engineering and walls and electricity - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
All these years of engineering and walls and electricity
Get out of here." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
Get out of here."
My cat, looking at me, dropped its ass, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
My cat, looking at me, dropped its ass,
Stared me down. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Stared me down.
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
[cheers and applause]
16 years in the family, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
16 years in the family,
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
[cheers and applause]
It's not fair to this woman to expect her to act like - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
It's not fair to this woman to expect her to act like
This poor woman has watched me walk - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:15
This poor woman has watched me walk
How could I expect her to be like, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
How could I expect her to be like,
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
[cheers and applause]
You ever hang out with a married couple, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
You ever hang out with a married couple,
Think of her as your assistant." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
Think of her as your assistant."