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Tom Papa: Human Mule

Puts sponges in the toaster.Who does that?

Puts sponges in the toaster.
Who does that?

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Puts sponges in the toaster. Who does that?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:45
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
When I started comedy out of college, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
When I started comedy out of college,
It was like, "Are we making hot dogs again?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
It was like, "Are we making hot dogs again?"
This is not working out. We smell weird." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
This is not working out. We smell weird."
You know what these places look like, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
You know what these places look like,
Why? Why are you putting that in the poor people newspaper? - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Why? Why are you putting that in the poor people newspaper?
Who's couponing and looking for a mansion - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Who's couponing and looking for a mansion
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:12
[cheers and applause]
A new one just appears out of nowhere, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
A new one just appears out of nowhere,
Just sits under the kitchen sink and waits. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Just sits under the kitchen sink and waits.
It's mostly car keys and pennies and garlic skin. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
It's mostly car keys and pennies and garlic skin.
No one wants to pick it up, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
No one wants to pick it up,
So if you have a lot of money and you help people, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
So if you have a lot of money and you help people,
You know people in your family and friends - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
You know people in your family and friends
"Look at my wife. She's newer than yours. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"Look at my wife. She's newer than yours.
"She might be older, but she has all new parts. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"She might be older, but she has all new parts.
"I can tell from your skin, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
"I can tell from your skin,
I'm not spending five bucks on an apple - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
I'm not spending five bucks on an apple
'Cause it takes like mulch, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
'Cause it takes like mulch,
Oh, okay." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Oh, okay."
"I want everyone here to know - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"I want everyone here to know