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Tom Papa: Human Mule

Still coming up with new stuffto say every goddamn day

Still coming up with new stuff
to say every goddamn day

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Still coming up with new stuff to say
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every goddamn day.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:52
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
She starts from the minute she gets up - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
She starts from the minute she gets up
Can you believe that?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
Can you believe that?"
My wife just sees two ears, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
My wife just sees two ears,
We talk about this every day." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
We talk about this every day."
[laughs] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
[laughs]
They call it "the happiest place on Earth." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
They call it "the happiest place on Earth."
I love the idea that this man created something - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
I love the idea that this man created something
He just wanted to create a nice little place - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:12
He just wanted to create a nice little place
But what he couldn't foresee - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:14
But what he couldn't foresee
There weren't dinosaur-sized people - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
There weren't dinosaur-sized people
I had no idea John Deere made strollers. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
I had no idea John Deere made strollers.
Five pumpkin-faced kids eating cheeseburgers, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:13
Five pumpkin-faced kids eating cheeseburgers,
Then there are people there, women, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Then there are people there, women,
They want to dress like Cinderella, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
They want to dress like Cinderella,
They never had a meeting and said, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
They never had a meeting and said,
They have their autograph book and their wand, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
They have their autograph book and their wand,
Every time you open your phone, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Every time you open your phone,
Every time you turn it on, the mom and dad - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Every time you turn it on, the mom and dad
"I love you." "No, I love you." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
"I love you." "No, I love you."
"Thanks, Mom and Dad, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"Thanks, Mom and Dad,