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Tom Papa: Human Mule

There weren'tdinosaur-sized people stomping through the park with their elephant...

There weren't
dinosaur-sized people stomping through the park with their elephant children
attached to their tail

Full Transcript

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There weren't dinosaur-sized people
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stomping through the park
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with their elephant children attached to their tail...
Duration
10 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:39
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
I had no idea John Deere made strollers. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
I had no idea John Deere made strollers.
Five pumpkin-faced kids eating cheeseburgers, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:13
Five pumpkin-faced kids eating cheeseburgers,
Then there are people there, women, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Then there are people there, women,
They want to dress like Cinderella, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
They want to dress like Cinderella,
They never had a meeting and said, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
They never had a meeting and said,
They have their autograph book and their wand, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
They have their autograph book and their wand,
Every time you open your phone, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Every time you open your phone,
Every time you turn it on, the mom and dad - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Every time you turn it on, the mom and dad
"I love you." "No, I love you." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
"I love you." "No, I love you."
"Thanks, Mom and Dad, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"Thanks, Mom and Dad,
We were sweaty and pissed off - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
We were sweaty and pissed off
"If your parents didn't raise you like an animal, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
"If your parents didn't raise you like an animal,
And we haven't even parked yet. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And we haven't even parked yet.
We're pissed off 'cause we didn't get to park - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
We're pissed off 'cause we didn't get to park
They sent us with that big hand - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
They sent us with that big hand
Everything-- every dollar, every coin, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
Everything-- every dollar, every coin,
That mouse rapes you at the turnstile, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
That mouse rapes you at the turnstile,
"It's gonna be a great... day, guys. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"It's gonna be a great... day, guys.
It's really gonna be a lot of fun." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
It's really gonna be a lot of fun."
Old cardboard cutouts, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Old cardboard cutouts,