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Tom Papa: Human Mule

We don't havea dining room table in the middle of a field where food just fallsfrom the...

We don't have
a dining room table in the middle of a field where food just falls
from the heavens and everyone's beautiful and the dad stands up
and quotes Shakespeare and everybody laughs,
'cause they get it

Full Transcript

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We don't have a dining room table
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in the middle of a field
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where food just falls from the heavens
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and everyone's beautiful
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and the dad stands up and quotes Shakespeare
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and everybody laughs, 'cause they get it.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:03
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
We push Grandma in the kiddie pool, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
We push Grandma in the kiddie pool,
That's what we laugh at. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
That's what we laugh at.
"Oh, Grandma, your titteth has poppethed out. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
"Oh, Grandma, your titteth has poppethed out.
To be or not to be in a home." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
To be or not to be in a home."
Puts sponges in the toaster. Who does that? - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Puts sponges in the toaster. Who does that?
When I started comedy out of college, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
When I started comedy out of college,
It was like, "Are we making hot dogs again?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
It was like, "Are we making hot dogs again?"
This is not working out. We smell weird." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
This is not working out. We smell weird."
You know what these places look like, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
You know what these places look like,
Why? Why are you putting that in the poor people newspaper? - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Why? Why are you putting that in the poor people newspaper?
Who's couponing and looking for a mansion - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Who's couponing and looking for a mansion
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:12
[cheers and applause]
A new one just appears out of nowhere, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
A new one just appears out of nowhere,
Just sits under the kitchen sink and waits. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Just sits under the kitchen sink and waits.
It's mostly car keys and pennies and garlic skin. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
It's mostly car keys and pennies and garlic skin.
No one wants to pick it up, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
No one wants to pick it up,
So if you have a lot of money and you help people, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
So if you have a lot of money and you help people,
You know people in your family and friends - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
You know people in your family and friends
"Look at my wife. She's newer than yours. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"Look at my wife. She's newer than yours.
"She might be older, but she has all new parts. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"She might be older, but she has all new parts.