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Tom Papa: Human Mule

"We're gonna start offwith our diamond-crusted, "gold-plated, carbonfiber-based,...

"We're gonna start off
with our diamond-crusted, "gold-plated, carbon
fiber-based, Teflon-coated, "premier, elite-access,
super-duper Douchebag Flying Guy Club."

Full Transcript

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"We're gonna start off with our diamond-crusted,
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"gold-plated, carbon fiber-based, Teflon-coated,
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"premier, elite-access, super-duper
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Douchebag Flying Guy Club."
Duration
16 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:50
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
"I have no status at all." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
"I have no status at all."
I was traveling a lot last year, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
I was traveling a lot last year,
You realize when you travel with your family, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
You realize when you travel with your family,
[chuckles] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
[chuckles]
"Does the little one always do that? - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"Does the little one always do that?
She doesn't look like any of us." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
She doesn't look like any of us."
[applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
[applause]
So when they want to go somewhere, I have to plan it, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
So when they want to go somewhere, I have to plan it,
I have to pay for everything, 'cause they have no money - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
I have to pay for everything, 'cause they have no money
But for years, I would have to carry - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
But for years, I would have to carry
They would literally load everything on my back - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:17
They would literally load everything on my back
And sometimes you see a donkey with flies in his eyes - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
And sometimes you see a donkey with flies in his eyes
He hopes the fly eats through his eye - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
He hopes the fly eats through his eye
The only thing there was a Curious George - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
The only thing there was a Curious George
Oh, I married a talker. I married a talker. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Oh, I married a talker. I married a talker.
Still coming up with new stuff to say - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Still coming up with new stuff to say
She starts from the minute she gets up - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
She starts from the minute she gets up
Can you believe that?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
Can you believe that?"
My wife just sees two ears, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
My wife just sees two ears,
We talk about this every day." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
We talk about this every day."