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When I was younger, I didn't like people so much
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Tom Papa: Human Mule

When I was younger, I didn'tlike people so much, and now, you know, you realize,"We're all...

When I was younger, I didn't
like people so much, and now, you know, you realize,
"We're all the same, you know?" You pee on your own leg
more than three times a week

Full Transcript

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When I was younger, I didn't like people so much,
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and now, you know, you realize, "We're all the same, you know?"
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You pee on your own leg more than three times a week.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:28
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
And that's another thing I don't understand - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And that's another thing I don't understand
I mean, sometimes I get around people in a crowd, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
I mean, sometimes I get around people in a crowd,
[laughter and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
[laughter and applause]
But for the most part, people are cool, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
But for the most part, people are cool,
And the only bad part: it only takes one person - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:13
And the only bad part: it only takes one person
So when we get around each other, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
So when we get around each other,
Right now, there's someone in here - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Right now, there's someone in here
They just walk around peeing on things, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
They just walk around peeing on things,
What the hell? What is-- - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
What the hell? What is--
And they're good at it, which means they practice. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
And they're good at it, which means they practice.
Awful people, disgusting people, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
Awful people, disgusting people,
They're the same people that bring - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
They're the same people that bring
They apparently think they're flying alone, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
They apparently think they're flying alone,
You know who these people are, by the way, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
You know who these people are, by the way,
If you're a grown-up and you take your pillow - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
If you're a grown-up and you take your pillow
You open the door and take it out into the world with you, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
You open the door and take it out into the world with you,
You're so right." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
You're so right."
During the Great Depression, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
During the Great Depression,
The last flight I was on, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
The last flight I was on,
I don't know what part of Whole Foods has that, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
I don't know what part of Whole Foods has that,