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Tom Papa: Human Mule

"Yeah, you lay there "and think aboutwhat you might be good at, and we'll try again." ...

"Yeah, you lay there "and think about
what you might be good at, and we'll try again." [laughs] Now--so I'm not gonna be
part of the super-rich, and I have news for you

Full Transcript

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"Yeah, you lay there
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"and think about what you might be good at,
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and we'll try again."
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[laughs]
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Now--so I'm not gonna be part of the super-rich,
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and I have news for you.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:45
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
[laughter] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
[laughter]
They don't come out to the ass end of Cleveland, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
They don't come out to the ass end of Cleveland,
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
[cheers and applause]
Summer happens, and I deal with it. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Summer happens, and I deal with it.
Just stay in the shade and walk slow. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
Just stay in the shade and walk slow.
No, they buy all white, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
No, they buy all white,
It looked like I was smuggling turkey gravy - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
It looked like I was smuggling turkey gravy
We don't have a dining room table - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:13
We don't have a dining room table
We push Grandma in the kiddie pool, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
We push Grandma in the kiddie pool,
That's what we laugh at. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
That's what we laugh at.
"Oh, Grandma, your titteth has poppethed out. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
"Oh, Grandma, your titteth has poppethed out.
To be or not to be in a home." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
To be or not to be in a home."
Puts sponges in the toaster. Who does that? - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Puts sponges in the toaster. Who does that?
When I started comedy out of college, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
When I started comedy out of college,
It was like, "Are we making hot dogs again?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
It was like, "Are we making hot dogs again?"
This is not working out. We smell weird." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
This is not working out. We smell weird."
You know what these places look like, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
You know what these places look like,
Why? Why are you putting that in the poor people newspaper? - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Why? Why are you putting that in the poor people newspaper?
Who's couponing and looking for a mansion - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
Who's couponing and looking for a mansion
[cheers and applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:12
[cheers and applause]