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Tom Papa: Human Mule

"You order your appetizer,bring out a cannon, and we shoot itright in your face." They all...

"You order your appetizer,
bring out a cannon, and we shoot it
right in your face." They all have
their own credit card now

Full Transcript

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"You order your appetizer, bring out a cannon,
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and we shoot it right in your face."
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They all have their own credit card now.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
12
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:03
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
"Do you have your KFC MasterCard?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:38
"Do you have your KFC MasterCard?"
I just want to sit in the parking lot by myself, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
I just want to sit in the parking lot by myself,
"But if you don't use the cards, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"But if you don't use the cards,
Don't you want status?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Don't you want status?"
We're all exactly the same: - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:14
We're all exactly the same:
"There's some special people here - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
"There's some special people here
"We're gonna start off with our diamond-crusted, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:16
"We're gonna start off with our diamond-crusted,
"I have no status at all." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
"I have no status at all."
I was traveling a lot last year, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
I was traveling a lot last year,
You realize when you travel with your family, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
You realize when you travel with your family,
[chuckles] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
[chuckles]
"Does the little one always do that? - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"Does the little one always do that?
She doesn't look like any of us." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
She doesn't look like any of us."
[applause] - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
[applause]
So when they want to go somewhere, I have to plan it, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
So when they want to go somewhere, I have to plan it,
I have to pay for everything, 'cause they have no money - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
I have to pay for everything, 'cause they have no money
But for years, I would have to carry - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
But for years, I would have to carry
They would literally load everything on my back - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:17
They would literally load everything on my back
And sometimes you see a donkey with flies in his eyes - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
And sometimes you see a donkey with flies in his eyes
He hopes the fly eats through his eye - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
He hopes the fly eats through his eye