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Tom Papa: Human Mule

You'll get there by Tuesdayif you keep up the pace." You get to the register

You'll get there by Tuesday
if you keep up the pace." [chuckles] You get to the register

Full Transcript

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You'll get there by Tuesday if you keep up the pace."
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[chuckles]
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You get to the register.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
12
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:44
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Tom Papa has become a Human Mule and he’s not afraid to admit it. In this follow up to his 2013 special, Tom is at his fast paced comedic best while relating the everyman struggles of family life, falling behind to the super rich and his hilarious cure for angry young men.
He was a bleeder." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
He was a bleeder."
They literally sell coffins at the door, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
They literally sell coffins at the door,
Put all my stuff in there." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
Put all my stuff in there."
Look, I don't even blame you - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
Look, I don't even blame you
You go to a store once, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
You go to a store once,
That's enough. I'm not dating you, CVS. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:07
That's enough. I'm not dating you, CVS.
You've got to join us." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
You've got to join us."
Join us." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
Join us."
"I just want to sneak in here, get this ointment, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:13
"I just want to sneak in here, get this ointment,
"I should be home with my pants off, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:12
"I should be home with my pants off,
"We're not gonna use it; we just want to have it. - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"We're not gonna use it; we just want to have it.
"We just want to smell it when you're not here, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
"We just want to smell it when you're not here,
"This is our relationship: - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:08
"This is our relationship:
Forget my name." - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:10
Forget my name."
You guys ever eaten in an Outback Steakhouse before?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
You guys ever eaten in an Outback Steakhouse before?"
What's gonna happen?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
What's gonna happen?"
"You order your appetizer, bring out a cannon, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:11
"You order your appetizer, bring out a cannon,
"Do you have your KFC MasterCard?" - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:38
"Do you have your KFC MasterCard?"
I just want to sit in the parking lot by myself, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:09
I just want to sit in the parking lot by myself,
"But if you don't use the cards, - Tom Papa: Human Mule 00:06
"But if you don't use the cards,