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And she goes,

Tom Segura: Sledgehammer

And she goes, "He would never hurt me." - And I'm like…- She goes, "We've been togethera...

Tom Segura: Sledgehammer • 2023

And she goes, "He would never hurt me." - And I'm like…
- [uproarious laughter] [scattered applause] "What are you doing?" [scattered cheers] She goes, "We've been together
a long time." "And if you think he did this, he didn't." I go, "Shut the fuck up." [laughter] "Or I will kill you." - [laughter]
- [scattered applause] Then we get to the hospital.
Doctor's like, "What happened?" I go, "I punched her in the mouth
and she fell down the stairs." [laughter] - And he goes, "I get it, man. I get it."
- [laughter] "She's super chatty." I go, "I know." [laughter continues] "You should see her at home." No, she's doing better now.
She learned. She gets it, you know

Full Transcript

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And she goes, "He would never hurt me."

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- And I'm like… - [uproarious laughter]

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[scattered applause]

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"What are you doing?"

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[scattered cheers]

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She goes, "We've been together a long time."

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"And if you think he did this,

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he didn't."

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I go, "Shut the fuck up."

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[laughter]

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"Or I will kill you."

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- [laughter] - [scattered applause]

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Then we get to the hospital. Doctor's like, "What happened?"

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I go, "I punched her in the mouth and she fell down the stairs."

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[laughter]

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- And he goes, "I get it, man. I get it." - [laughter]

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"She's super chatty." I go, "I know."

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[laughter continues]

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"You should see her at home."

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No, she's doing better now. She learned. She gets it, you know.

Duration

50 seconds

Views

56

Timestamp in Movie

00:39:14

Uploaded

Apr 18, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom discusses his "admiration" for Brad Pitt, what it's like to raise two sons, and the lessons he learned from sharing his gummies with his mother at a performance in Phoenix, Arizona, in front of an energizing sold-out audience.