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And if you're like,
"Why did you shout, 'No'?" I think because in that split second I thought, "I don't want this
to be some shit you start saying when we're out." [laughter] I don't wanna be in a store
where he's like, "Do you have a big penis?"
I'll be like… "Yeah." [laughter] "You know how it is."
Guy's like, "I don't know how it is." "What the fuck was that all about?" [crowd chuckling] The worst part is that I scared him
"Why did you shout, 'No'?" I think because in that split second I thought, "I don't want this
to be some shit you start saying when we're out." [laughter] I don't wanna be in a store
where he's like, "Do you have a big penis?"
I'll be like… "Yeah." [laughter] "You know how it is."
Guy's like, "I don't know how it is." "What the fuck was that all about?" [crowd chuckling] The worst part is that I scared him
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And if you're like,
"Why did you shout, 'No'?"
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I think because in that split second
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I thought, "I don't want this
to be some shit
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you start saying when we're out."
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[laughter]
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I don't wanna be in a store
where he's like,
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"Do you have a big penis?"
I'll be like… "Yeah."
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[laughter]
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"You know how it is."
Guy's like, "I don't know how it is."
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"What the fuck was that all about?"
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[crowd chuckling]
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The worst part
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is that I scared him.
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Movie Summary
Tom discusses his "admiration" for Brad Pitt, what it's like to raise two sons, and the lessons he learned from sharing his gummies with his mother at a performance in Phoenix, Arizona, in front of an energizing sold-out audience.