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Tom Segura: Sledgehammer

He goes, "You're gross."I was like, "Whatever." And he said, "That's what a dog does."I...

Tom Segura: Sledgehammer • 2023

[applause fades] He goes, "You're gross."
I was like, "Whatever." And he said, "That's what a dog does."
I said, "Excuse me?" [laughter] He goes, "A dog licks its own ass." I said, "First of all, if I could lick my own ass, I wouldn't be on tour, all right?" [laughter] I would do it until a doctor
told me to stop

Full Transcript

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[applause fades]

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He goes, "You're gross." I was like, "Whatever."

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And he said, "That's what a dog does." I said, "Excuse me?"

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[laughter]

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He goes, "A dog licks its own ass."

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I said, "First of all,

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if I could lick my own ass,

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I wouldn't be on tour, all right?"

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[laughter]

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I would do it until a doctor told me to stop.

Duration

27 seconds

Views

103

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:17

Uploaded

Apr 18, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom discusses his "admiration" for Brad Pitt, what it's like to raise two sons, and the lessons he learned from sharing his gummies with his mother at a performance in Phoenix, Arizona, in front of an energizing sold-out audience.