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Tom Segura: Sledgehammer

That's not me. All right?

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That's not me. All right?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:10
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom discusses his "admiration" for Brad Pitt, what it's like to raise two sons, and the lessons he learned from sharing his gummies with his mother at a performance in Phoenix, Arizona, in front of an energizing sold-out audience.
I like five and ten milligrams, - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:37
I like five and ten milligrams,
[cheering fades] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:12
[cheering fades]
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:07
[laughter]
[cheering continues] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:07
[cheering continues]
[audience member whistles] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:14
[audience member whistles]
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:07
[laughter]
If you drink, if you smoke, - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:10
If you drink, if you smoke,
Never push the myth that a stranger might be culpable - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:07
Never push the myth that a stranger might be culpable
People say it, like, "What if a stranger spikes my drink?" - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:12
People say it, like, "What if a stranger spikes my drin...
- [laughter] - Your friends will fuck you the hardest. - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:05
- [laughter] - Your friends will fuck you the hardest.
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:05
[laughter]
I have a bunch of really cool friends. Um… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:11
I have a bunch of really cool friends. Um…
I walk into this club - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:05
I walk into this club
- Now… - [resounding cheers] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:16
- Now… - [resounding cheers]
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:05
[laughter]
And… he sort of looks like if somebody was making a person - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:10
And… he sort of looks like if somebody was making a person
[crowd groans, chuckling] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:14
[crowd groans, chuckling]
I think that's relevant to the story. Now… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:08
I think that's relevant to the story. Now…
And the first thing he says to me, he goes, "I got you something." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:38
And the first thing he says to me, he goes, "I got you ...
And he goes, "These are tens." And I go, "Bullshit." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:12
And he goes, "These are tens." And I go, "Bul...