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Every day, the older one's like… [gravelly]

Tom Segura: Sledgehammer

Every day, the older one's like… "How you doing, Tom?" I go, "Hey, I'm not yourfuckin'...

Tom Segura: Sledgehammer • 2023

Every day, the older one's like…
[gravelly] "How you doing, Tom?" I go, "Hey, I'm not your
fuckin' stepdad, all right?" - [laughter]
- [scattered cheering] "I wish I was. It'd be a lot easier.
But I'm not." - [cheering]
- [scattered applause] I go, "Call me Dad."
He goes, "I like Tom." I'm like, "All right." "What is up with your voice? You smoke
cigarettes? Why do you talk like that?" The kid sounds like
he fixes Harleys all day, but… [laughter] …he's really just obsessed with the
decades-old video game, Pac-Man. And he has Pac-Man questions morning, noon, and night

Full Transcript

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Every day, the older one's like… [gravelly] "How you doing, Tom?"

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I go, "Hey, I'm not your fuckin' stepdad, all right?"

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- [laughter] - [scattered cheering]

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"I wish I was. It'd be a lot easier. But I'm not."

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- [cheering] - [scattered applause]

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I go, "Call me Dad." He goes, "I like Tom."

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I'm like, "All right."

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"What is up with your voice? You smoke cigarettes? Why do you talk like that?"

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The kid sounds like he fixes Harleys all day, but…

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[laughter]

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…he's really just obsessed with the decades-old video game, Pac-Man.

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And he has Pac-Man questions

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morning, noon, and night.

Duration

43 seconds

Views

97

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:08

Uploaded

Apr 18, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom discusses his "admiration" for Brad Pitt, what it's like to raise two sons, and the lessons he learned from sharing his gummies with his mother at a performance in Phoenix, Arizona, in front of an energizing sold-out audience.