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He goes, "You know
what I've never told you?" And I was like, "No. What?" And I was really hoping he was gonna say,
you know, "There's a treasure
buried in the backyard." [laughter] "It's for you." I go, "What have you never told me?"
He goes, "I like a full bush on a lady." And I was like, "What? What?" - [laughter]
- [scattered applause] He goes, "Your mother
keeps trimming hers." - I go, "Hey, what the fuck, man?"
- [laughter] I go, "Why are you telling me this?" - And he goes, "Who am I supposed to tell?"
- [laughter] I go, "The Lord.
You're about to meet him." And that was it. Then he said the "N" word
and then he died. [mumbles] - [laughter]
- [scattered cheers and applause] It was his last wish
what I've never told you?" And I was like, "No. What?" And I was really hoping he was gonna say,
you know, "There's a treasure
buried in the backyard." [laughter] "It's for you." I go, "What have you never told me?"
He goes, "I like a full bush on a lady." And I was like, "What? What?" - [laughter]
- [scattered applause] He goes, "Your mother
keeps trimming hers." - I go, "Hey, what the fuck, man?"
- [laughter] I go, "Why are you telling me this?" - And he goes, "Who am I supposed to tell?"
- [laughter] I go, "The Lord.
You're about to meet him." And that was it. Then he said the "N" word
and then he died. [mumbles] - [laughter]
- [scattered cheers and applause] It was his last wish
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He goes, "You know
what I've never told you?"
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And I was like, "No. What?"
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And I was really hoping he was gonna say,
you know,
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"There's a treasure
buried in the backyard."
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[laughter]
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"It's for you."
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I go, "What have you never told me?"
He goes, "I like a full bush on a lady."
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And I was like, "What? What?"
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- [laughter]
- [scattered applause]
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He goes, "Your mother
keeps trimming hers."
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- I go, "Hey, what the fuck, man?"
- [laughter]
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I go, "Why are you telling me this?"
00:00:33.783 --> 00:00:37.578
- And he goes, "Who am I supposed to tell?"
- [laughter]
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I go, "The Lord.
You're about to meet him."
00:00:41.029 --> 00:00:44.752
And that was it. Then he said the "N" word
and then he died. [mumbles]
00:00:44.836 --> 00:00:47.964
- [laughter]
- [scattered cheers and applause]
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It was his last wish.
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Movie Summary
Tom discusses his "admiration" for Brad Pitt, what it's like to raise two sons, and the lessons he learned from sharing his gummies with his mother at a performance in Phoenix, Arizona, in front of an energizing sold-out audience.