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Tom Segura: Sledgehammer

He's like, "Okay." He goes, "You need police,fire, or paramedic?" I go, "Paramedic!" "But...

Tom Segura: Sledgehammer • 2023

He's like, "Okay." [laughter continues] He goes, "You need police,
fire, or paramedic?" I go, "Paramedic!" "But send 'em all!" And he was like,
"What happened?" And I was like, "Ooh." [laughter] And I realize that while what I'm about to say is true, it sounds… - [high-pitched] …suspicious.
- [laughter] But I gotta say it. So I'm like, "My wife fell down the stairs." [loud laughter] [cheers and applause]

Full Transcript

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He's like, "Okay."

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[laughter continues]

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He goes, "You need police, fire, or paramedic?"

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I go, "Paramedic!"

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"But send 'em all!" And he was like, "What happened?"

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And I was like, "Ooh."

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[laughter]

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And I realize

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that while what I'm about to say is true,

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it sounds…

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- [high-pitched] …suspicious. - [laughter]

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But I gotta say it. So I'm like,

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"My wife fell down the stairs."

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[loud laughter]

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[cheers and applause]

Duration

38 seconds

Views

70

Timestamp in Movie

00:37:10

Uploaded

Apr 18, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom discusses his "admiration" for Brad Pitt, what it's like to raise two sons, and the lessons he learned from sharing his gummies with his mother at a performance in Phoenix, Arizona, in front of an energizing sold-out audience.