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Tom Segura: Sledgehammer

I was black and blue. I was sore.Like, "All right." But after the week,it's time to get...

I was black and blue. I was sore.
Like, "All right." But after the week,
it's time to get going

Full Transcript

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I was black and blue. I was sore. Like, "All right."
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But after the week, it's time to get going.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
65
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:03
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom discusses his "admiration" for Brad Pitt, what it's like to raise two sons, and the lessons he learned from sharing his gummies with his mother at a performance in Phoenix, Arizona, in front of an energizing sold-out audience.
I started slowly, you know. I was like… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:12
I started slowly, you know. I was like…
You know when you run the heat for the first time in the winter? - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
You know when you run the heat for the first time in the win...
And you're like, "This smells weird, man." Like… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:10
And you're like, "This smells weird, man." Li...
And I could not get this one intrusive thought - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:18
And I could not get this one intrusive thought
So now I'm jerking off all scared. Like… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:22
So now I'm jerking off all scared. Like…
[crowd chuckles] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:32
[crowd chuckles]
You know? I had to eat edibles every day for that achy, weird pain. - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
You know? I had to eat edibles every day for that achy, weir...
Yeah. I always feel like I have to confess to people immediately when I tell them, - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:12
Yeah. I always feel like I have to confess to people immedia...
- Some people wanna eat edibles… - [applause] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:10
- Some people wanna eat edibles… - [applause]
[cheering] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:05
[cheering]
I like five and ten milligrams, - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:37
I like five and ten milligrams,
[cheering fades] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:12
[cheering fades]
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:07
[laughter]
[cheering continues] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:07
[cheering continues]
[audience member whistles] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:14
[audience member whistles]
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:07
[laughter]
If you drink, if you smoke, - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:10
If you drink, if you smoke,
Never push the myth that a stranger might be culpable - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:07
Never push the myth that a stranger might be culpable
People say it, like, "What if a stranger spikes my drink?" - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:12
People say it, like, "What if a stranger spikes my drin...
- [laughter] - Your friends will fuck you the hardest. - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:05
- [laughter] - Your friends will fuck you the hardest.