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Tom Segura: Sledgehammer

I write back, "Sounds cool." 'Cause who the fuck is like,"I'm fizzing right now"?

I write back, "Sounds cool." [laughter] 'Cause who the fuck is like,
"I'm fizzing right now"?

Full Transcript

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I write back, "Sounds cool."
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[laughter]
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'Cause who the fuck is like, "I'm fizzing right now"?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:42
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom discusses his "admiration" for Brad Pitt, what it's like to raise two sons, and the lessons he learned from sharing his gummies with his mother at a performance in Phoenix, Arizona, in front of an energizing sold-out audience.
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:11
[laughter]
She writes back, "My heart rate is 125." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:13
She writes back, "My heart rate is 125."
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:18
[laughter]
She's just in bed, like… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:14
She's just in bed, like…
It's clear immediately - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
It's clear immediately
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:19
[laughter]
I go, "I'll get you some water." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:24
I go, "I'll get you some water."
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:13
[laughter]
I'm not laughing, my nervous system is shutting down, all right? - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:05
I'm not laughing, my nervous system is shutting down, a...
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
[laughter]
You know, she's like… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:05
You know, she's like…
It hurts. It hurts how hard… My esoph… I'm like… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:15
It hurts. It hurts how hard… My esoph… I'm like…
Her face goes… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:09
Her face goes…
And she goes, "Tomorrow, your laughter will be tears on my corpse." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:23
And she goes, "Tomorrow, your laughter will be tears on...
And I have tears streaming - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
And I have tears streaming
She's so high, she thinks my laughter - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:07
She's so high, she thinks my laughter
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:07
[laughter]
[laughter continues] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:15
[laughter continues]
I'm like… [grunts] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:20
I'm like… [grunts]
I go, "Hey, Mom." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:15
I go, "Hey, Mom."