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Tom Segura: Sledgehammer

I picture everybody in heaven nak… I don't think you're in heaven,"What shirt should I...

[laughs] I… [laughter] I picture everybody in heaven nak… I don't think you're in heaven,
"What shirt should I wear today?" I think people are naked.
I think God's naked

Full Transcript

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[laughs] I…
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[laughter]
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I picture everybody in heaven nak…
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I don't think you're in heaven, "What shirt should I wear today?"
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I think people are naked. I think God's naked.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:28
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom discusses his "admiration" for Brad Pitt, what it's like to raise two sons, and the lessons he learned from sharing his gummies with his mother at a performance in Phoenix, Arizona, in front of an energizing sold-out audience.
I think after a while it makes sense - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:08
I think after a while it makes sense
It's God. I think it's enormous. And glorious. I think it's blue. - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
It's God. I think it's enormous. And glorious. I t...
- And I think… - [laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
- And I think… - [laughter]
I think after a while, my dad would go, - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:32
I think after a while, my dad would go,
Good. I hope I ruined snow for you. Now… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:13
Good. I hope I ruined snow for you. Now…
Shout-out to all the PTs and OTs in the world - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
Shout-out to all the PTs and OTs in the world
- Fantastic. - [applause] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:09
- Fantastic. - [applause]
And then this always gets me, you guys. Seven months to the day, - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:10
And then this always gets me, you guys. Seven months to the ...
And I heard my wife scream, - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:14
And I heard my wife scream,
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:10
[laughter]
She's like, "Tom?" - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:18
She's like, "Tom?"
And I was like, "All right." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:09
And I was like, "All right."
I… I can't see anything. I'm just following her cries for help. - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
I… I can't see anything. I'm just following her cr...
And I finally find her sitting at the bottom of the stairs. - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
And I finally find her sitting at the bottom of the stairs.
And I go, "What are you doing?" She goes, "I think I sprained my ankle." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:45
And I go, "What are you doing?" She goes, "I ...
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:12
[laughter]
The operator goes, "911." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:12
The operator goes, "911."
He's like, "Okay." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:38
He's like, "Okay."
[cheers fading] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:22
[cheers fading]
They go, "What happened?" I go, "You know the deal." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:23
They go, "What happened?" I go, "You know the...