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Tom Segura: Sledgehammer

- God, those little shits

[laughter]
- [chuckles softly] God, those little shits

Full Transcript

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- [laughter] - [chuckles softly]
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God, those little shits.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:21
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom discusses his "admiration" for Brad Pitt, what it's like to raise two sons, and the lessons he learned from sharing his gummies with his mother at a performance in Phoenix, Arizona, in front of an energizing sold-out audience.
I took a shower - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:05
I took a shower
- Um… - [laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:10
- Um… - [laughter]
- Otherwise… - [laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:13
- Otherwise… - [laughter]
And I wanted to, you know… I was trying to be like a fun dad. - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:05
And I wanted to, you know… I was trying to be like a fun dad...
I go, "Do you wanna hold the showerhead?" - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:13
I go, "Do you wanna hold the showerhead?"
So, you know, after a minute, I'm like, - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:20
So, you know, after a minute, I'm like,
He goes… [gravelly] "You have a big penis." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:39
He goes… [gravelly] "You have a big penis."
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:35
[laughter]
And if you're like, "Why did you shout, 'No'?" - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:33
And if you're like, "Why did you shout, 'No&#...
When I shouted. That's a terrible feeling. You see fear register on your kid's face - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:11
When I shouted. That's a terrible feeling. You see fear...
Or whatever the right thing is to say in that situation. - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
Or whatever the right thing is to say in that situation.
Which I suppose would've been something like, - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:17
Which I suppose would've been something like,
I went, "No!" - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:08
I went, "No!"
[crowd chuckling] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:29
[crowd chuckling]
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:10
[laughter]
[audience member whistles] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:11
[audience member whistles]
I do not have a big penis. - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
I do not have a big penis.
But… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:10
But…
- [cheering] - [whistling] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:14
- [cheering] - [whistling]
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:11
[laughter]