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Tom Segura: Sledgehammer

Like he wanted my full loadall up inside of him

[laughter] Like he wanted my full load
all up inside of him

Full Transcript

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Like he wanted my full load all up inside of him.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:44
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom discusses his "admiration" for Brad Pitt, what it's like to raise two sons, and the lessons he learned from sharing his gummies with his mother at a performance in Phoenix, Arizona, in front of an energizing sold-out audience.
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:12
[laughter]
- It's, like, 400 below zero. And… - [laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:15
- It's, like, 400 below zero. And… - [laughter]
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:08
[laughter]
And the follow-up is just a urologist checking you out. - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:05
And the follow-up is just a urologist checking you out.
Goes, "All right, drop your shorts." Like, "All right…" - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:16
Goes, "All right, drop your shorts." Like, "A...
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:12
[laughter]
"I'm gonna give you your homework." I go, "What's my homework?" - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:16
"I'm gonna give you your homework." I go, &qu...
- [laughter] - [scattered applause] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:16
- [laughter] - [scattered applause]
He goes, "Oh! I almost forgot to tell you." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:19
He goes, "Oh! I almost forgot to tell you."
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:26
[laughter]
I was black and blue. I was sore. Like, "All right." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:07
I was black and blue. I was sore. Like, "All right.&quo...
I started slowly, you know. I was like… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:12
I started slowly, you know. I was like…
You know when you run the heat for the first time in the winter? - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
You know when you run the heat for the first time in the win...
And you're like, "This smells weird, man." Like… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:10
And you're like, "This smells weird, man." Li...
And I could not get this one intrusive thought - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:18
And I could not get this one intrusive thought
So now I'm jerking off all scared. Like… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:22
So now I'm jerking off all scared. Like…
[crowd chuckles] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:32
[crowd chuckles]
You know? I had to eat edibles every day for that achy, weird pain. - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
You know? I had to eat edibles every day for that achy, weir...
Yeah. I always feel like I have to confess to people immediately when I tell them, - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:12
Yeah. I always feel like I have to confess to people immedia...
- Some people wanna eat edibles… - [applause] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:10
- Some people wanna eat edibles… - [applause]