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Tom Segura: Sledgehammer

I go, "What's that?" He said, "The doctor saidyou need to clean yourself." And I went… ...

[laughter] I go, "What's that?" He said, "The doctor said
you need to clean yourself." And I went… [chuckles devilishly] [uproarious laughter] "You're gonna do it." And I saw a grown professional nurse - just go, "Ah, fuck." Like…
- [laughter] He quit. I saw him quit his job.
Isn't that crazy? Now… Five days later, I had my second movement, and they sent in an old-lady nurse,
which is fine

Full Transcript

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I go, "What's that?"
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He said, "The doctor said you need to clean yourself."
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And I went… [chuckles devilishly]
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[uproarious laughter]
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"You're gonna do it."
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And I saw a grown professional nurse
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- just go, "Ah, fuck." Like… - [laughter]
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He quit. I saw him quit his job. Isn't that crazy? Now…
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Five days later,
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I had my second movement,
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and they sent in an old-lady nurse, which is fine.
Duration
36 seconds
Views
60
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:05
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom discusses his "admiration" for Brad Pitt, what it's like to raise two sons, and the lessons he learned from sharing his gummies with his mother at a performance in Phoenix, Arizona, in front of an energizing sold-out audience.
Do you know how terrible…? You're vulnerable. Like… [whimpers] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:13
Do you know how terrible…? You're vulnerable. Like… [wh...
And she goes, "My, my, my." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:17
And she goes, "My, my, my."
"Look at that hair on my son. Isn't that nice?" - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:12
"Look at that hair on my son. Isn't that nice?&quo...
[laughs] I… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:14
[laughs] I…
I think after a while it makes sense - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:08
I think after a while it makes sense
It's God. I think it's enormous. And glorious. I think it's blue. - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
It's God. I think it's enormous. And glorious. I t...
- And I think… - [laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
- And I think… - [laughter]
I think after a while, my dad would go, - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:32
I think after a while, my dad would go,
Good. I hope I ruined snow for you. Now… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:13
Good. I hope I ruined snow for you. Now…
Shout-out to all the PTs and OTs in the world - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
Shout-out to all the PTs and OTs in the world
- Fantastic. - [applause] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:09
- Fantastic. - [applause]
And then this always gets me, you guys. Seven months to the day, - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:10
And then this always gets me, you guys. Seven months to the ...
And I heard my wife scream, - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:14
And I heard my wife scream,
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:10
[laughter]
She's like, "Tom?" - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:18
She's like, "Tom?"
And I was like, "All right." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:09
And I was like, "All right."
I… I can't see anything. I'm just following her cries for help. - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
I… I can't see anything. I'm just following her cr...
And I finally find her sitting at the bottom of the stairs. - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
And I finally find her sitting at the bottom of the stairs.
And I go, "What are you doing?" She goes, "I think I sprained my ankle." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:45
And I go, "What are you doing?" She goes, "I ...
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:12
[laughter]