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Tom Segura: Sledgehammer

He would have to sit me downand be like, "You're not gonna have an ass soonif you don't...

Tom Segura: Sledgehammer • 2023

[laughter] He would have to sit me down
and be like, "You're not gonna have an ass soon
if you don't knock this off." [laughter] I'd be like, "But it feels good." [laughter] And he'd go, "I don't trust you." "Gonna put a cone around your neck."
I'd be like… "I can take it off with my paws." Okay… [laughter fades, swells] Sorry, that was very stupid.
I'm sorry. Now… I wish my dad was still here, you know?
He died a few months ago

Full Transcript

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[laughter]

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He would have to sit me down and be like,

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"You're not gonna have an ass soon if you don't knock this off."

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[laughter]

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I'd be like, "But it feels good."

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[laughter]

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And he'd go, "I don't trust you."

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"Gonna put a cone around your neck." I'd be like…

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"I can take it off with my paws." Okay…

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[laughter fades, swells]

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Sorry, that was very stupid. I'm sorry. Now…

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I wish my dad was still here, you know? He died a few months ago.

Duration

34 seconds

Views

43

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:42

Uploaded

Apr 18, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom discusses his "admiration" for Brad Pitt, what it's like to raise two sons, and the lessons he learned from sharing his gummies with his mother at a performance in Phoenix, Arizona, in front of an energizing sold-out audience.