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Tom Segura: Sledgehammer

"May I have another gummy tonight?" I go, "You had one yesterday.You didn't feel...

[mimics accent]
"May I have another gummy tonight?" I go, "You had one yesterday.
You didn't feel anything." - She goes, "Maybe I should take two."
- [laughter] [clicks tongue]
"Maybe you should." [laughter] I give her two. We hang out

Full Transcript

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[mimics accent] "May I have another gummy tonight?"
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I go, "You had one yesterday. You didn't feel anything."
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- She goes, "Maybe I should take two." - [laughter]
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[clicks tongue] "Maybe you should."
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[laughter]
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I give her two. We hang out.
Duration
17 seconds
Views
99
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:30
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom discusses his "admiration" for Brad Pitt, what it's like to raise two sons, and the lessons he learned from sharing his gummies with his mother at a performance in Phoenix, Arizona, in front of an energizing sold-out audience.
And again, I ask her, - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:27
And again, I ask her,
She eats them. And then she says, "I'm going to bed." I go, "All right." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:09
She eats them. And then she says, "I'm going to be...
A few minutes later… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:12
A few minutes later…
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:16
[laughter]
I write back, "Sounds cool." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:08
I write back, "Sounds cool."
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:11
[laughter]
She writes back, "My heart rate is 125." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:13
She writes back, "My heart rate is 125."
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:18
[laughter]
She's just in bed, like… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:14
She's just in bed, like…
It's clear immediately - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
It's clear immediately
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:19
[laughter]
I go, "I'll get you some water." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:24
I go, "I'll get you some water."
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:13
[laughter]
I'm not laughing, my nervous system is shutting down, all right? - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:05
I'm not laughing, my nervous system is shutting down, a...
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
[laughter]
You know, she's like… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:05
You know, she's like…
It hurts. It hurts how hard… My esoph… I'm like… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:15
It hurts. It hurts how hard… My esoph… I'm like…
Her face goes… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:09
Her face goes…
And she goes, "Tomorrow, your laughter will be tears on my corpse." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:23
And she goes, "Tomorrow, your laughter will be tears on...
And I have tears streaming - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
And I have tears streaming